Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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