Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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