I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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