spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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