it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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