I faked an abortion last night.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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