I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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