In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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