I need help removing her.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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