I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Randomize