what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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