What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
they need to just BURY HIM!
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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