you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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