ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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