i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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