yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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