the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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