Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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