I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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