He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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