awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
he quoted the bible to break up with me
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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