Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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