dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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