Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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