And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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