guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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