I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
