Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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