Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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