If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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