just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I got her a Nickelback box set.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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