I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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