but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
why is half of my head shaved?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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