: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You've changed since you got that strap on
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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