Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
