so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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