You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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