New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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