what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
