So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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