Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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