this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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