Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
We have started to decorate penises.
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So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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Have fun and good luck.
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