Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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