I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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