An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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