So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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