JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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