You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize
