fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize