Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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