It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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