dude i'm inner monologue high
im about as happy as oj after his trial
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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