2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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