think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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