Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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