Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
should my penis look like a turkey
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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